A Virgin's Poker

The Virgins Story

There was once a young girl aged 18. All her friends talked about sex and how great it was, but she also heard that it can also be painfull. She didnt know what to do. Finally She decided to give it a go. She selected a suitable mate (table) and started foreplay (warming up). After a short while she bent over and they started intercourse (Full Play). She played as tight as her virgins pussy and she was in alot of pain as her hymen broke and she started to bleed(losing alot of money).
As she began to have sex(poker games) more and more, she became more experienced and started to like it more and more. She started getting Orgasms(Big Pots) and becamse less tight when your pussy became moist later on during intercourse(tournmanets later stages). She was addicted. She played almost everyday.

- Uncensored by Cowboy for lack of people caring lol

This is an adult forum as poker is an adult game but just remember, there are kids that are fans and read strategy, it's not illegal for them to read. Lets not take things too extreme...

interesting analogy by the way

lol nice story zaphor.

We were all virgins at some point.

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I didnt play because my car brokw down on the M8 grrrr

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I was just kiddin Homeville we all know tight is a good strategy to play in these multi's

Lol i guess we will forget about the censoring then I don't really care, just got bored of banning spammers.

So did you make that up yourself Zaph?

yeh. Think i might find a publisher? - I mean how big is the poker community, i could make it dirty and have explicited images in it, i bet itd be a good seller especially if i asked brunson to put a line in it for me, like a strategy they sometimes play, Doyles would probably be.

"Put all your Chips in the middle whenever possible with any hand even a 10-2 offsuit! I won 2 WSOP with this hand and lost about 80 other tournaments with it! It must be a good hand and a good play "

Zaphor, do any of your friends tell you your weird. I'm not one of your friends but I'm telling you now that... your wierd lol

Who would ever thing of making that connection. hm

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