Decide what our member titles should be and win a $50 Poker Room Voucher

i think im onto something here.

in the spirit of all the recent 'fish s.uck' threads (from the lowest/worst to the highest/least bad):

1) inside straight chaser
2) 3-flush chaser
3) suited raiser
4) babies raiser
5) aces limper

User Title

Freeroll Whore 2500+
Freeroll Hound Dog 1750-2499
Freeroll Dog 1000-1749
Freeroll Pup 750-999
Freeroll Grand Master 500-749
Freeroll Master 250-499
Freeroll Neophyte 100-249
Freeroll Apprentice 50-99
Freeroll Finder 25-49
Freeroll Hunter 10-24
Freeroll Seeker 0-9

hmm, ok ill have a go...

Lieutenant (0-49)
Captain (50-99)
Major (100-149)
Colonel (150-249)
Lieutenant-General (250-449)
General (450-onwards)

or

pushbike(0-49)
pick up truck(50-99)
mercedes benz(100-159)
NOS injection turbo racer(150-249)
F16 fighter jet(250-449)
NASA space cruiser(450-onwards)
(kind of lame i admit but im running out of ideas lol)

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1.deuce-beginner
2.jack-mid level
3.queen-advanced
4.king-pro
5.ace-owner

My suggestion is to use the names of the pocket cards.

POCKET ROCKETS
BIG SLICK

I beleive you get the idea.

how about the top 10 hands...

88
99
10,10
KQ
AQ
AK
JJ
QQ
KK
AA

or whatever the right order would be in your opinion

Using the nicknames of the starting hands we would be getting this:

AA: Pocket Rockets; Bullets; American Airlines
KK: Cowboys; King Kong
QQ: Ladies, Whores, Siegfried & Roy
JJ: Fishhooks; hooks
TT: Dimes
99: German Virgin; Barbara Feldon (Get Smart Agent 99)
88: Snowmen; Doggie Balls; Piano Keys
77: Sunset Strip
66: Route 66
55: Speed Limit
44: Magnum; Sailboats
33: Crabs
22: Ducks
AK: Big Slick; Santa Barbara

I think we should then change the nicknames of 99 and QQ. Nobody wants to be called a German Virgin These levels could be real short like 10 posts.

This would also add to the pokervocabular of the beginners.

Lukos, not to burst your bubble but there is no Commander in the Army. Here's a link to the page that has all listed ranks. Unless your talking about the Commander of the Armed Forces, the President. I'm not sure, but if that was it then sorry about this. http://www.fortliberty.org/military-...ary-rank.shtml

Or if we want to do something fun:

Administration (the top-level "management" of an organized crime Family—the boss, underboss, and consigliere).
Don (the head of the Family who runs the show. He decides who gets made and who gets whacked.
Capo (the Family member who leads a crew).
Consigliere (a trusted Family advisor, who is always consulted before decisions are made).
Wiseguy/Made guy (an indoctrinated member of the Family. Essentially, you pledge your allegiance to the boss and the family for life).
Associate (one who works with mobsters, but hasn't been asked to take the vow of Omertá; an almost confirmed, or made guy).
A friend of ours (mob shorthand for introducing one made guy to another made guy).
Cugine (a young soldier striving to be made).

I can think of a few more if we go with this. I already want to be part of the 'Family'.

Taken form the HBO/Soprano website.