AJ versus A5 in showdown

It's always a pleasure to see consistency in a poker site. It's been a while since I cancelled out the Poker Room. It didn't take long. I played two tournaments to start out. Tournament 1 - Show down eventually, with me holding AJ and my heads-up opponent holding A5. 9 J 8 falls, then on the turn a 5. I'm thinking another typical dealing engine producing nicey-nice, make everyone feel like they did something to be in the hand, and then boom, the 5 on the river.

I'll try again. We'll see. Start counting pairs again.

I can't understand why someone would go all-in with ace Hi when he is staring at a nut straight. Unless there was a flush draw on the board. Sometimes is does make you wonder that the only 2 cards to help him came. But, in my home game last night some of the same shit happened. So I'm not sold on the consiracey thing yet.

1.) Dear freak,
This is not about you. This is about me.

2.) This is my view about using the word CONSPIRACY
I saw the word CONSPIRACY tossed out quite a few threads back. This is actually my first usage of the word CONSPIRACY. Sounds dramatic. I have never stated it, or implied it, or even suggested CONSPIRACY. I think I saw it appear from a person who wanted to use it as an "invalidation" word. If you don't like the m.f. or his viewpoint, you say he's running a "CONSPIRACY" theory, or call him paranoid. I like using words like delusion or cognitive dissonance. I've been up against a lot of short-minded fellows that toss out conspiracy, simply because they can't put reason and words together in a string. At least, not in a manner that would make sense. They are afraid they might sound delusional or conspiritorial, or simply stupid. What can you do?

3.) This is to all and not directed at the freak. I think he responed well.
I am not promoting ANY theory of CONSPIRACY. I am stating the hands are rigged.

4.) Left-overs and 2 emotions tied to a a couple of thoughts
Now, if you are a blithering moron, take it for CONSPIRACY. (But, first you should consider whether blithering can be used as a preposition without an article). You should consider though, that a conspiracy is typically aimed at taking down an established governance of some sort. Well, I'm flattered, but, this isn't about me. However, I'm learning to bask in the all the attention provided my people who can't put their thoughts into coherent reason in words that others can clearly read and understand. So, they jump to the beer words, like CONSPIRACY, which gets you a laugh at the bar, along with a fart, and a few guys, who speak closely in class to how they smell will buy you a cheap shot of something. And you'll think yourself superior and greater than one other person in the world. For the moment. Until you look in the mirror and realize, you are the problem. But, as long as you have dumbasses who jump on invalidation words, like CONSPIRACY, you're safe. No one will know how much you really don't know. Hmmm, maybe if you use ANGRY words that will hide you better!!!

Regards,


BlackHawkxx7

Blackhawk,

You're so right. Conspiracy is not correct. Delusional, however is. Let me be of assistance (even though I'm 100% sure you don't want, nor appreciate it). In Medical School, they taught me the following criteria must be met to apply a diagnosis of Delusional disorder to a patient:

Non-bizarre delusions including feelings of being followed, poisoned, infected, deceived or conspired against, or loved at a distance. Non-bizarre referred to real life situations, which could be true, but are not or are greatly exaggerated. Bizarre delusions, which would rule out this disorder, are those such as believing that your stomach is missing or that aliens are seeking you out to be their leader. Delusional disorder can be subtyped into the following categories: erotomanic, grandiose, jealous, persecutory, somatic, and mixed. Symptoms include:
----Nonbizarre delusions for at least one month.
----Absence of obviously odd or bizarre behavior.

-Schizoaffective Disorder and Mood Disorder with Psychotic Features have been ruled out.
-Absence of evidence that an organic factor initiated and maintained this psychotic disturbance.
-Absence of prominent hallucinations of a voice for at least one week. Absence of visual hallucinations for at least one week.
-Has never met the criteria for the active phase of Schizophrenia
Subtypes
Erotomanic Type: Predominately erotomanic delusions.
Grandiose Type: Predominately grandiose delusions.
Jealous Type: Predominately delusions of jealousy.
Persecutory Type: Predominately persecutory delusions.
Somatic Type: Predominately somatic delusions.
Unspecified Type: Doesn't fit any of the previous categories.


Well, I can't verify you haven't met the criteria for any of the other aforementioned psychotic disorders, but you DEFINATELY fit the criteria for DELUSIONAL DISORDER. Also, I would probably note you to have the Unspecified type, although some clinicians would classify your affliction as Delusional Disorder, Persecutory Type.

Congratulations!!!!! Now that you are aware of this, maybe we could take some steps in the right direction of getting you some help.

Good Luck,
Jake

Way to many big words for me..I'm good at math not english.

I'm a math guy like you eck. Blackhawkxx, I know I have followed many of your posts saying that there is no conspiracy going on at poker sites and I still believe it. You have said it yourself, youre paranoid! Just chill out. If you think that all sites are rigged, then DO NOT PLAY ONLINE POKER!!! It is that simple. I know this is a forum where anyone can post what they please, but it seems like no one agrees with all of your "Conspiracy" talk. So, you can continue thinking whatever you want, but I seriously think it would be better for YOU if you relaxed. I don't know if you are stressing out about this, but if you are, it would be better not to think about it.

runner runner is that uncommon that u think 714 to 1 i believe could be wrong though still a bad beat and that hurts anytime.