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pokerzones, full tilt, sweden

routinely goes all in with NOTHING, and gets busted by me. love when he pads my stack in a tournament

bigpapalind, fkn doNK
pokerstars

PokerStars Game #28814670053: Tournament #168001019, $55.00+$2.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level III (50/100) - 2009/05/31 1:08:14 ET
Table '168001019 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BigPapaLind (3915 in chips)
Seat 2: bambos (2085 in chips)
bambos: posts small blind 50
BigPapaLind: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bambos [As Ah]
bambos: raises 100 to 200
BigPapaLind: raises 2900 to 3100
bambos: calls 1885 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1015) returned to BigPapaLind
*** FLOP *** [3h 2h 4c]
*** TURN *** [3h 2h 4c] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [3h 2h 4c Ts] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BigPapaLind: shows [2s 2d] (a full house, Deuces full of Threes)
bambos: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
BigPapaLind collected 4170 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4170 | Rake 0
Board [3h 2h 4c Ts 3c]
Seat 1: BigPapaLind (big blind) showed [2s 2d] and won (4170) with a full house, Deuces full of Threes
Seat 2: bambos (button) (small blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Threes

Typical shit.

What we need is a search capable thread, we could then enter the screen names at the beginning or during tournaments and then click on the comments and further yet hand history if needed, on the player. Over time a large data base could be helpful. It would be a simple detachable entry bar that could be displayed on your screen, as such, Shark Scope is fine but it does not give you player habits:

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Tubby33 - Tokerstars (DRUGS)

Raises every hand no matter what cards. GETS VERY LUCKY HOWEVER.

Only call with the best hands and wait for him to raise you with bottom/middle pair.

Watch for pairs on the board as he frequently picks up lucky trips.

Eurootje nmg; Full-Tilt; Netherlands

Especially when playing Omaha-8, he will go in with horrible hands and everytime he loses, he calls everyone else a donk...


Full Tilt Poker Game #12675180199: Table Tenaya - $0.05/$0.10 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 14:34:40 ET - 2009/06/07
Seat 1: Mighty DocNose ($10)
Seat 2: To5m ($4), is sitting out
Seat 3: ToterHund ($2)
Seat 4: NightmareFH ($9.56)
Seat 5: Nereid ($11.17)
Seat 6: Mr Pilung ($3.55)
Seat 7: eurootje nmg ($6.66)
Seat 8: Tempos84 ($10)
Seat 9: Arcadia-B9 ($3.69)
ToterHund posts the small blind of $0.05
NightmareFH posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NightmareFH [2s Ks 9s 3c]
Nereid calls $0.10
Mr Pilung folds
eurootje nmg calls $0.10
Tempos84 folds
Arcadia-B9 folds
Mighty DocNose folds
ToterHund raises to $0.50
NightmareFH calls $0.40
Nereid calls $0.40
eurootje nmg raises to $0.90
Arcadia-B9 has been disconnected
Arcadia-B9 has reconnected
ToterHund raises to $2, and is all in
NightmareFH folds
Nereid calls $1.50
eurootje nmg raises to $6.66, and is all in
Nereid calls $4.66
eurootje nmg shows [6d 5s Ah Jd]
ToterHund shows [Qs Jc As Ac]
Nereid shows [3d 4c Kh Ad]
*** FLOP *** [2c Jh Qc]
*** TURN *** [2c Jh Qc] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [2c Jh Qc Td] [4h]
eurootje nmg shows a pair of Jacks, for high
Nereid shows a straight, Ace high, for high
Nereid wins the side pot ($8.70) with a straight, Ace high
ToterHund shows two pair, Queens and Jacks, for high
Nereid wins the main pot ($6.07) with a straight, Ace high
eurootje nmg: lol
ToterHund adds $2
eurootje nmg is sitting out
eurootje nmg: donk
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.82 Main pot $6.50. Side pot $9.32. | Rake $1.05
Board: [2c Jh Qc Td 4h]
Seat 1: Mighty DocNose (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: To5m is sitting out
Seat 3: ToterHund (small blind) showed [Qs Jc As Ac] and lost with HI: two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 4: NightmareFH (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Nereid showed [3d 4c Kh Ad] and won ($14.77) with HI: a straight, Ace high
Seat 6: Mr Pilung didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: eurootje nmg showed [6d 5s Ah Jd] and lost with HI: a pair of Jacks
Seat 8: Tempos84 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Arcadia-B9 didn't bet (folded)
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I mean really... what did eurootje nmg think he would win with J6sA5?

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Hahaha I know him, Eurootje from Nijmegen. I've played poker with him many times. He's not that bad in Holdem. I think he tried to isolate the All In player in this hand.

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arni alo
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PokerStars Game #29358565964: Tournament #171758128, $55.00+$2.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2009/06/14 12:44:56 ET
Table '171758128 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: arni alo (1970 in chips)
Seat 2: bambos (1030 in chips)
arni alo: posts small blind 15
bambos: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bambos [Ah Th]
arni alo: raises 60 to 90
bambos: raises 940 to 1030 and is all-in
arni alo: calls 940
*** FLOP *** [Qd 5h Jc]
*** TURN *** [Qd 5h Jc] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 5h Jc 9c] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bambos: shows [Ah Th] (high card Ace)
arni alo: shows [4d Kc] (a pair of Fours)
arni alo collected 2060 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2060 | Rake 0
Board [Qd 5h Jc 9c 4h]
Seat 1: arni alo (button) (small blind) showed [4d Kc] and won (2060) with a pair of Fours
Seat 2: bambos (big blind) showed [Ah Th] and lost with high card Ace

gagaprius
pokerstars


PokerStars Game #30057682865: Tournament #176582945, $50.00+$2.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2009/07/03 14:39:20 ET
Table '176582945 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: bambos (2345 in chips)
Seat 2: GagaPrius (655 in chips)
bambos: posts small blind 25
GagaPrius: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bambos [8c 9h]
bambos: calls 25
GagaPrius: checks
*** FLOP *** [5s 7s 7h]
GagaPrius: checks
bambos: checks
*** TURN *** [5s 7s 7h] [7d]
GagaPrius: bets 50
bambos: calls 50
*** RIVER *** [5s 7s 7h 7d] [7c]
GagaPrius: checks
bambos: bets 150
GagaPrius: calls 150
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bambos: shows [8c 9h] (four of a kind, Sevens)
GagaPrius: mucks hand
bambos collected 500 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 500 | Rake 0
Board [5s 7s 7h 7d 7c]
Seat 1: bambos (button) (small blind) showed [8c 9h] and won (500) with four of a kind, Sevens
Seat 2: GagaPrius (big blind) mucked [3c 6d]

I don't believe I have ever been called by a 6 high.

ranax887
stars
fishmarket

PokerStars Game #30065155804: Tournament #176629754, $55.00+$2.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level III (50/100) - 2009/07/03 18:18:24 ET
Table '176629754 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ranax887 (3690 in chips)
Seat 2: bambos (2310 in chips)
ranax887: posts small blind 50
bambos: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bambos [6s 5s]
ranax887: raises 100 to 200
bambos: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [9s 4d 2s]
bambos: checks
ranax887: bets 200
bambos: raises 500 to 700
ranax887: raises 500 to 1200
bambos: raises 910 to 2110 and is all-in
ranax887: calls 910
*** TURN *** [9s 4d 2s] [Qd]
bambos said, "lol"
*** RIVER *** [9s 4d 2s Qd] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bambos: shows [6s 5s] (a pair of Nines)
ranax887: shows [Kh 5h] (a pair of Nines - King kicker)
bambos said, "u fkn fish"
ranax887 collected 4620 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4620 | Rake 0
Board [9s 4d 2s Qd 9d]
Seat 1: ranax887 (button) (small blind) showed [Kh 5h] and won (4620) with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: bambos (big blind) showed [6s 5s] and lost with a pair of Nines