explain this play for me please

Would somebody please explain the play here:

Table '144171602 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: speedboot24 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: missified (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: Foxkoby (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: KoolMcKool1 (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: NOLANHORTON (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: xCRAPSHOOTx (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: j-boy420 (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: milkmaiden (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: THEFUTURE561 (1500 in chips)
missified: posts small blind 10
Foxkoby: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to xCRAPSHOOTx [5s Jh]
KoolMcKool1: calls 20
NOLANHORTON: calls 20
xCRAPSHOOTx: folds
j-boy420: folds
milkmaiden: folds
THEFUTURE561: raises 320 to 340
speedboot24: folds
missified: folds
Foxkoby: folds
KoolMcKool1: folds
NOLANHORTON: raises 340 to 680
THEFUTURE561: raises 340 to 1020
NOLANHORTON: raises 340 to 1360
THEFUTURE561: calls 340
*** FLOP *** [3d 8h Ah]
NOLANHORTON: bets 20
THEFUTURE561: raises 20 to 40
NOLANHORTON: raises 20 to 60
THEFUTURE561: calls 20
*** TURN *** [3d 8h Ah] [4c]
NOLANHORTON: bets 80 and is all-in
THEFUTURE561: calls 80 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [3d 8h Ah 4c] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NOLANHORTON: shows [9c Kd] (a pair of Threes)
THEFUTURE561: shows [Ad As] (a full house, Aces full of Threes)
THEFUTURE561 collected 3050 from pot
speedboot24 said, "k9 all in??"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3050 | Rake 0
Board [3d 8h Ah 4c 3c]
Seat 1: speedboot24 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: missified (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Foxkoby (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: KoolMcKool1 folded before Flop
Seat 5: NOLANHORTON showed [9c Kd] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 6: xCRAPSHOOTx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: j-boy420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: milkmaiden folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: THEFUTURE561 showed [Ad As] and won (3050) with a full house, Aces full of Threes

Nice 1st hand SnG play.

I have no clue on how to play post flop and if I let anyone see the flop they will crack my Aces as thats just my luck. So i will overbet the 70 pot so i can have an extra 70 chips and go on to win this tournament.

I'm drunk and I's don't give a rats ass......... Oh shit, I just spilled my beer... Yo Women!!! bring me another beer will ya......

Oh I should probably fold cause my Aces will get beat...... I know they will get beat.... I just know it..... I should fold...... Yeah I'm gonna fold..... Oh shit , misclick... dammit i meant to fold.... I always do that... dammit.

Oh yeah mutha phucka........ raise my ass will ya???? ... well take this !!!!!
Yo Bitch.... wheres my Beer????

Oh I'm gonna get sucked out on I just know it... I just know it.... but let me see..... I think I'm pot committed now.... I'm not sure..... wheres my poker book?..... Pot committed, Pot committed, Pot committed,... wheres that section on Pot committed?.... ah here it is.... page 152..... Lets see........
Ah yes.... I believe I am Pot committed so i have to call..... even if i lose I can always say i was pot committed and the other players will have to agree with me because the book says so......

Bitch!! If my beer aint here by the time i count to 10 your gonna feel the brunt of my left boot on the right side of your ass....... 1, 2, 3,............
phuck !! what comes after 3?.... Bitch!!! what comes after 3?........

Ok page 211....... "How to use the reraise to steal a pot"..... let me see......
ah yes....... I think this amount should take it down for me......

WHERES MY PHUCKING BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reraise didnt work???? The book clearly states it should....... WTF !!! I better call Charlie and see what he thinks.......... (dialing up Charlie on the telephone)..... "Charlie? its me Frank.... I figured I'd call a professional for some advice on this one. After all you are the best.... I mean, that time you came in 11th in that 45 man sng was phucking awesome.... remember that when you almost made that final table and shit...? any way heres the scenario............................... Ah I see... Ok.... Yep I understand.... so just flat call in case hes on the flush draw and be prepared to fold if another heart falls on the turn..... got it........ But what if another heart doesnt come???......... Charlie?? Charlie you still there???? Hello???? .................
Phuck, just my luck....... bad cell reception....


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CHARLIE!!! PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE ITS ME FRANK.... HE WENT ALL-IN CHARLIE..... ALL-IN.......... CHARLIE???? PICK UP THE PHONE BEFORE I GET TIMED OUT!!!!!!............ WHATEVER MAN..... BE LIKE THAT FOR ALL I CARE..... I'LL JUST PHUCKING CALL IT AND LOSE ........ ASSHOLE.


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Who's da man??? Who's da man??? Thats right ..... I knew it all along Bitch!!! I was trapping your ass........ Page 129 biatch!!! "How to trap your opponent" ........... I can 't wait to tell Charlie this one............




I hope this explains what you were looking for Shoot.................

Bsquad, fabulous post. I laughed till it hurt!

Damn BSQUAD you are good, you are the best at reading opponents!

Write a book - forget about Super System I and II, buy BSQUAD Reads I

Post of the month in my mind. Shame you're staff..another bad beat

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Has to be one of the funniest post I've ever read.......probably so true to what was really going on it's scary......

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