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Old 01-07-2009, 09:46 AM
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Table '132046715 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 3: KamikazeMan1 (1600 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: xCRAPSHOOTx (2235 in chips)
Seat 6: madtalbs (690 in chips)
Seat 7: HAPPYDALE (2050 in chips)
Seat 8: Violette84 (3900 in chips)
Seat 9: snake2121777 (3025 in chips)
snake2121777: posts small blind 50
KamikazeMan1: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to xCRAPSHOOTx

xCRAPSHOOTx: raises 100 to 200
madtalbs: calls
HAPPYDALE: calls
Violette84: calls
snake2121777: folds
KamikazeMan1: folds

*** FLOP ***

xCRAPSHOOTx: raises 300
madtalbs: calls
HAPPYDALE: calls
Violette84: calls
Yes, I got em now, I have them club dominated - if they would have had a club they would have re-raised - I didn't want to bet too much and scare them off

*** TURN ***

OK suckers I own ya! - come to Papa I know you don't have a club
xCRAPSHOOTx: raises 1735 and is all-in
madtalbs: folds
HAPPYDALE: calls 1735
Violette84: folds
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***

xCRAPSHOOTx: shows [7c 3h]
HAPPYDALE: shows [Ah Kd] (two pair Aces and Kings)

What a moron donk, how can he call my all-in on the turn with that, I would beat him with a flush

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This thread is a joke ...it is what I feel some are trying to perceive as my play and thoughts on hands.

This hand is a takeoff of a hand published in a Card Player Forum of a couple of years ago and was also posted as a joke.

I don't mind criticism, but not from some wet behind the ears kid that feels he has to criticize and attack when he doesn't even know squat shit about life yet!

Shades you picked on the wrong person to attack and then flaunt your greatness.

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Shades you haven't even won a $1 tournament yet - why do you think a bracelet is in the bag?
  
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Crapshoot, i dont know shit about life and never said that i did. Any critism that is given to you, you either ignore or say is completely wrong. I have never seen you agree with anything anybody has said to you, unless they agree with what you say.

Wtf are you babbling about anyway, all you're doing is putting words in my mouth, i never said any of the things you just accused me off there. I never said that a bracelet is "in the bag", I never said that I know everything, (as you do obviously). The only thing i said is that you need to change your fcking game because you're obviously a losing player, ok? I care about you and i want you to be good at poker, but you're obviously to fcking retarded to see that so what do you want me to do about that huh? If you want to keep playing the way you're playing then do whatever the fck you want, i dont care like its my money you're losing or something. Its your money you can lose it all you want you fcking idiot. I dont need to bust my ass trying to help you win when i could be using all this energy to take down another MTT.

And oh yeah, you're right i havent won a $1 tourney CrapShoot, but i did win $4,000 in a $33 MTT last month. Hmmm, how much money did you win last month if you dont mind me asking? lmao give me a break,
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Crapshoot you talk like an old man, and you have my pity. gl to you sir.
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Crapshoot, i dont know shit about life and never said that i did. Any critism that is given to you, you either ignore or say is completely wrong. I have never seen you agree with anything anybody has said to you, unless they agree with what you say.

Wtf are you babbling about anyway, all you're doing is putting words in my mouth, i never said any of the things you just accused me off there. I never said that a bracelet is "in the bag", I never said that I know everything, (as you do obviously). The only thing i said is that you need to change your fcking game because you're obviously a losing player, ok? I care about you and i want you to be good at poker, but you're obviously to fcking retarded to see that so what do you want me to do about that huh? If you want to keep playing the way you're playing then do whatever the fck you want, i dont care like its my money you're losing or something. Its your money you can lose it all you want you fcking idiot. I dont need to bust my ass trying to help you win when i could be using all this energy to take down another MTT.

And oh yeah, you're right i havent won a $1 tourney CrapShoot, but i did win $4,000 in a $33 MTT last month. Hmmm, how much money did you win last month if you dont mind me asking? lmao give me a break,
I think things could be said a little nicer (on both accounts) but I agree with your overall point. Crapshoot - you post hand after hand bitching and moaning. You always threaten to quit, but always come back with hands. If you dont want to here a persons opinion, dont post. This is a FORUM, people talk and any post made is open to evaluation and constructive criticism.

Whether you fell that everyone sucks out or not, you obviously dont win. Whatever the reason is fine. But hoow to you figure to get better if you never listen to anything anyone says. That is plain ignorance. Your always the greatest player in your mind and no one else in this world could possibly tell you a thing about poker. Well I have news, some people giving you advice win at poker. Despite all the donkeys you claim are out there, some still manage to win. Why do you think it is a good idea to not listen to a word these people say. Oh thats right, your negative total income from poker shows you are great.
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I don't mind criticism, but not from some wet behind the ears kid that feels he has to criticize and attack when he doesn't even know squat shit about life yet!
LMAO...you dont mind it?? you either completly ignore it or start personally attacking the person giving it.

...and when did this have anything to do with age?? if you want advice on poker it doesn't matter how old the person is giving it, if they are a decent player you should listen. Im only 18 and "wet behind the ears"...yes you have more life experience than me but im still a far better player than you...you could learn alot from me and others on this forum if you shrunk your ego
  
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