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I tired of all of you defending the pokerbook starting hands and slide rule strategy!

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Old 03-03-2008, 12:11 AM
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Default I'm tired of all of you defending the p'book strting hands and slide rule strategy!

Look folks 2 starter cards do not win hands in the majority of cases...probabilities are broken often and pot odds go amiss many many times.

MY KK got cracked in the 50K re-buy tournament last night by AK...it would have put me at over 200,000 chips in the closing positions...as you have read before many, many times by me...in the last 3 years, I can't win 1 phucking hand with KK.

I then flop tripp aces today and can't get my opponent out and of course he rivers a flush.

I have AT suited and call a small stacks all-in that has TJo...of course, he only has one card to hit...J...any other cards or no hits...then I won....of course...one hit on the board, a J.

I can go on and on...you know it and many of you have been there...sucked out all the time...when you get your money in with the best of it, you lose...the starters that you have waited all day for, never hit...your monsters get crushed. And then you will have some slide rule morons say "you see...you should have made the bet or call, because of this probability or these odds"...I say take your probabilities, your odds and your slide rules and shove them!...it's easy to take an after the fact position with situations that favor you.

I just wish that I had all the chips that I lost with premium starters, monster hands and bust' em out flops...and I can't even say that I would give you the chips that I won with them....because, there aren't any!

I will continue to grind it out...use the mind game...and am thinking about throwing in every phucking monster hand, ball busting flop and bust' em out starting cards....I am tired of flopping A's full of Kings, nut flushes, nut str8's, trip Aces, getting AK, KK, QQ, AK and JJ for starters and lose all the phucking time with them...you might do back flips when you get them...I shake and shutter when I get them.

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Fine, be sure to ignore all starting hand thoughts and I'm sure we can get a game with loads of people here who are ready to play with you and test your theory
  
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Fine, be sure to ignore all starting hand thoughts and I'm sure we can get a game with loads of people here who are ready to play with you and test your theory
Anytime rocketplayer...ask any pro and they will tell you that the game is not start up hands!...otherwise they would have named it " Start up Hand Poker...instead of Texas Holdem Poker"...LOL

If you really think that the game is that simple...then you are in store for a rude awakening!

Don't stay awake too late at night reading beginner books...LOL

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Honestly were you always this dumb or was it an acquired skill (probably on time spent saved from learning and studying poker)?

When, in maybe 10+ years, you reach the number of hands I've played, then you can show more your 2+BB/100 results and I'll listen to your utter rubbish.
  
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Honestly were you always this dumb or was it an acquired skill (probably on time spent saved from learning and studying poker)?

When, in maybe 10+ years, you reach the number of hands I've played, then you can show more your 2+BB/100 results and I'll listen to your utter rubbish.
Excuse me idiot!...don't be such as smart ass and learn something about poker...I have been playing longer than you have probably been alive!
  
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Listen to this guy crapshoot wtf is wrong with him. Hey u english snob this is a friendly forum and u do not need to go attacking people. Crapshoot brings up very interesting points in most all of his posts and threads. Go crapshoot!!!
  
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Listen to this guy crapshoot wtf is wrong with him. Hey u english snob this is a friendly forum and u do not need to go attacking people. Crapshoot brings up very interesting points in most all of his posts and threads. Go crapshoot!!!

Well first get a brain, I'm not from England. Second, highly doubtful crapshoot is older than me nor played more hands. So how about the both of you get a library card and practice what its like to keep your mouth shut while studying in the library. Two lessons you both could obviously use.
  
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You have to excuse these children nowadays gimme...they just don't know better!
  
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Listen u prostitute, anytime you want, come see me at the 200s or 500s on pstars. It would be my pleasure to slap you all over the felt. "utter rubbish" well u said it, so do not be surprised when someone brands you when you talk the talk. Come on punk well come on punk.

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