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I was playing in a SNG on PP when a clown pulled some joke move on another player. The player then responded by telling him to "Go buy a lottery ticket", which got a chuckle out of me. Does anyone know of any other fairly funny comeback when your out-drawn, out-kicked or even out-played?
I like to type...."Hmmm....don't like the results, but I sure like the odds" when someone hits a 2, 5, or 8 outer to beat me. The people who play odds when betting get a chuckle out of this, and it helps flag the long shot player.
I just say "good hand" or "nice play" when I am outdrawn or outplayed. Why tell someone they are doing something wrong? Let em keep going for the long shot draws, it will pay off over time. And if you are outplayed, it could be a long night for you unless you hit a streak of good cards.
Poker Jokes - Tilt 
