I went to the dog track/poker romm with cat5cane!

Fink u are stooping pretty low here son. U copy and paste some of my quotes like a sneaky little abulance chasing slimy lawyer and u of course leave out the disgusting remarks and insults that were aimed directly at me which brought on these quotes of mine. Kinda like what some of those trashy tv and radio journalists do all the time. Why dont u tell the whole story to ur forum members. Im sure the members on here are smart enough to not fall for ur smoke and mirror games u try to play with them.Of course i posted those comments , but they all were in response to what that clown said to me , I have some advice for u, why dont u join up with ur little clown friend and maybe u guys will catch on somewhere as a great clown duo. I mean u already have in this thread u guys make one helluva team. GL to u. A rockmouse and a clown working together at the circus= Priceless.

Cat, gimme, I'll tell you what this reminds me of...Fink and Rocketman are cornered at the end of a losing battle and they are trying to come out scratching, kicking and whatever trying to defend themselves in a hopeless situation that they will lose...their minds are foggy, they are scared and they are swinging wildly, hoping to connect somehow, but they are only on the receiving end of punches...you have to have some pity on them, because you know their ridicules hopeless situation.

Rocketman mentions NY courses, why not Florida courses? You might not know this but gimmey and Cat are pro caliber golfers and unless you are a 400 yard driver, you are in for a treat. While you are here, we can set up some private HU games at the B&M's and run a mile in the sand on one of are many fine beaches. You mention tax returns, you try to act like some kind of tax wizard when TurboTax will run circles around you. Look I know firms like yours, they spring up every year at every vacant storefront from January to April the 16th around here.

I know what New Yorkers are like, they are know it alls and they have to come down here to be put in their place every winter...including the card rooms, where they are a jokes, but eventually they are run out of town.

So have pity on them, for they know no better!

Crapshoot ur absoulutely right bud, the more those two clowns post , The weaker and weaker they make themselves look. And i do pity them, i actually feel sorry for them.But u are absolutely right they are just weak and they cant help it, its not their fault. Some people are just weak in life no matter what they do. Like the kids who get picked last for dodgeball. They just cant help it though. So i do actually feel sorry for the poor bastards a little.

Right Cat, I also have to laugh at people like Rocketman or lawyers and such that brag "I charge $350 per hour" LOL, they are hourly employees, how much per hour do they get if they are not working? Anybody can work hard and make a lot of money, but it is the smart person that does not work hard and makes a lot of money. I would rather be on the receiving end of $10 per hour from 100 workers whether I am working or not rather than to make $350 per hour only when I work. It's not what you do physically, it's how smart you are mentally that counts. Negotiators make the money, hourly employees do the work.

And of course you completely forget the disgusting remarks and insults that you, gimme, and crapshoot have brought forth in 30 seperate threads that bring out other peoples comments about the three of you.

Exactly what battle is it that I'm on the losing end of and what are these punches I've been on the receiving end of? Am I getting beat down each time one of you guys uses the word "clown"? Yeah, that's pretty painful

This is fanstastic, if you can really get on Winged Foot I will play the match. Now you will have to give me some time to get my game in shape. If you can shoot in the 70s then this should be a good game. You must give 1 advantage of these 3, tee up from anywhere on course, 2 mulligans, or 1 do over from anywhere on course. This seems only fair since I am not familiar with this course and you are. Save the trackmeet for next time not enough pressure and will be over too quick. I am hitting the range all month and will be ready to play soon. WINGED FOOT! I cannot wait, oh and please have your 10k ready in 50$ bills.

1 last question for you rocket, It is clear from your posts on here that you are up there in years. Now knowing that and the wager that is going to be made on this match, I cannot allow you to play from the yellow tees much less the red tees. We must play from the tips. This is not going to be one of your weekend sniper/hacker rounds, I would like a scorer provided. TY

W00t!!! Our first THF golf match. Can't wait for the game to really take off. Keep us updated!

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How to pick winners at the track! This goes only for horses as betting on dogs is about as bad as wagering on roaches. First throw the race program in the trash!

Watch the post parade, look at all the horses closely and look for horses with a shiny coat not full of sweat, look for horses that are absolutely ripped. if you look closely at them this will be easy to determine the shape the horse is in. Zone in on the ribcage and front legs. Look for horses that are light on there feet and have a certain swagger to them. A loose comfortable tail is good. Tells you can go by to throw a horse completely out of your pick are heavy sweat, pinched tail, no swagger, and look somewhat out of shape. A fine racehorse can be spotted easily if you are looking for them and I would suggest betting only the big California tracks like Hollywood and Santa Anita, Gulfstream Park in Florida, Keeneland in lexington, monmouth in NJ,and I really do not like any New York tracks but if you have to wager on one from the empire state go with Belmont.

Once you spot your horse, there will only be maybe 3 to a card maybe less at any given track that will fit this profile and sometimes they have good prices up to 7 or 8 to 1 on them. I prefer win tickets. Supers,tris,doublesupers.dailydoubles, jeez this is a skill game not bingo so stick with a straight up win ticket and you will hit a lot more often.

Gl at the races!