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Originally Posted by gimmemymoneyback  350$ hour 11$ hour who gives a sht if u are a disgusting no good cocharoach then u are a disgusting no good cocharoach. Money does not matter here, but this is a poker forum and u have been challenged by cat and you always seem to run. |
Let's see Cat is a pro poker player, and probably one of the 5 best in the world. Hmm, I am not a pro and never professed to be. Hmm every donk who suffers (a suppossed bad beat online .. no one particular in mind Crap) first reposnse is usually, how about heads-up, makes them feel like a man for a moment instead of the boy they know they are.
But I digress
Ok let's play but level the field some
1. Heads up poker for $1,000
2. $1,000 for each of us to prepare a tax return which includes Schedule A, B, C D, E partnership income , Foreign Tax credit and files in the states of CA, NY, IL and Ga. Correct return wins.
3. A round of golf for $1,000 or $10,000 your choice or maybe just $1,000 per hole?
4. Race at a mile distance, of course low time wins and no bonus points for exceeding 6 minutes cause I won't be.
Each of us has one we are pro at, the other two are athletic events. Since you have a fist I should have such fear of I'm sure you are an absolute awesome physical specimen so two athletic events should be easy for you.
If you'd like to add a 5th event, we each pick 10 stocks in a hypothetical portfolio over 6 months with $100,000 starting bankroll and no more than 20% in any one stock.
Oh and one more thing, you'll need to get on your knees and kiss your own ass after you lose as you write an apologetic post on this forum for being such an ass and most of all you'll need to disconnect Crap's nose.
