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I went to the dog track/poker romm with cat5cane!

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Old 04-25-2008, 10:53 PM
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Im sure u were at a racetrack in the 80s u clown, cleaning toilets and sweeping the losing tickets up.

I wouldnt qualify for a 11$ an hr. a job, now i know u really are on drugs to say this u clown. Why in the hell would i ever consider a job for 11$ an hr? lololololololol, it would never happen in a million yrs. u clown. If u ask me i think the old man who pays u 11$ an hr. should get rid of u immediately.


If someone wants to reach the clown they can PM him? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, nobody wants to reach u!!!!!!

This will be the last time i address u as well u clown, u are an absolute waste of my time, i hope u never post another single word on here, this would be the greatest thing that ever happened to this forum. Nobody wants to read ur fairytales and senseless mumbling B.S. anymore anyway. Asta La vista CLown.

Is this the 3rd or 4th last time you will ever address a post of mine? Are these the same mathematical skills you parlay on your SYSTEMS?

And I guess you didn't realize but partners in CPA firms in NYC earn a bit higher than $11 per hour and in fact a lot higher than let's say 99.9% of professional poker players. I'm sure you'll find out exactly how much they charge when you need to hire one to handle the tax audit that is likely coming someday because, given the way you deal with things, I'd be quite shocked if you are following a legitimate method of record winning and losing sessions for tax purposes. Or are you even bothering to report at all? You wouldn't be the first and plenty will get away without reporting gambling activity but the audits they are coming.

Leaders look at this pathetic human being with pity but also understand he and his pals have basically destroyed this forum and have no respect for anyone or anything but themselves. This will be my final post until those 3 have either been put under control, grow up (unlikely) or leave.

Also notice that never do they reply to a comeback to their anal posts that rebuts what they have said. At that point they just regress to further insults. Excuse me for not bowing down and praising the ground cat walks on. Respect and admiration are earned and I've seen nothing that qualifies for such.



And Cat, when the well goes dry and you are living on borrowed money (something I'd wager is next to a lock within 2 years) try and learn some humility and decency which many do when they've hit bottom. Just pray when you hit bottom it isn't due to being on the wrong end of someone's fist as your attitude has a better than even money chance of landing you in that spot.

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Old 04-26-2008, 04:00 AM
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Is this the 3rd or 4th last time you will ever address a post of mine? Are these the same mathematical skills you parlay on your SYSTEMS?
Parley on your system?...learn what a parlay is and what it pertains to...post are not parleyed...lol

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And I guess you didn't realize but partners in CPA firms in NYC earn a bit higher than $11 per hour and in fact a lot higher than let's say 99.9% of professional poker players. I'm sure you'll find out exactly how much they charge when you need to hire one to handle the tax audit that is likely coming someday because, given the way you deal with things, I'd be quite shocked if you are following a legitimate method of record winning and losing sessions for tax purposes. Or are you even bothering to report at all? You wouldn't be the first and plenty will get away without reporting gambling activity but the audits they are coming.
LOL...Now how did I know that you were a pencil pusher...Partner?...get serious...everybody is a partner in a CPA firm, even the janitors, they all want their customers to feel that they are dealing with someone important...lol...look friend, you are a hired hand to push pencils and if you ever came into my firm with your attitude, you would be thrown out on the street by your seat pants...you are a servant...I always laughed that accountants thought they knew something about business when all they really know is how to add and subtract...change your attitude, or you wont have any customers....besides, software has taken over your job.

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Leaders look at this pathetic human being with pity but also understand he and his pals have basically destroyed this forum and have no respect for anyone or anything but themselves. This will be my final post until those 3 have either been put under control, grow up (unlikely) or leave.
You are the destructive source, my friend, when you come into someones thread and act's like a smart alic, by ripping into them...these are the type of people that don't know enough to post threads on their own, so they try to be a know it all by ripping into others threads.

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Also notice that never do they reply to a comeback to their anal posts that rebuts what they have said. At that point they just regress to further insults. Excuse me for not bowing down and praising the ground cat walks on. Respect and admiration are earned and I've seen nothing that qualifies for such.
Not too many people respect a clown and you seem to like to put on the clown suit and act like a fool.


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And Cat, when the well goes dry and you are living on borrowed money (something I'd wager is next to a lock within 2 years) try and learn some humility and decency which many do when they've hit bottom. Just pray when you hit bottom it isn't due to being on the wrong end of someone's fist as your attitude has a better than even money chance of landing you in that spot.
You don't know cat!...when you go to bed at night, just pray to the Lord that you will never be on the receiving end of cat's fist!

Forums are suppose to be friendly, learn how to act when and if you ever decide to go on this forum or any other forum or you will always be torn a new asshole. When you attack, expect to be re-raised. I don't know if your problems are drugs, but if they are, this would be a good time to try to kick the habit, drugs never did anyone any good, so take the time to clean your soul.

Anytime there is a positive post about cat5cane you jump in and start attacking....so jealously is obviously your motive...you will never make friends by going on the warpath. Don't let jealously rule your life, instead learn from those that are superior to you. Throw that clown suit away instead of putting it on and saying "hey, everybody, look at me, I can juggle and make you laugh" The life of a clown is not a pleasant one...and a clown on drugs is a disaster - get some help, if in need!

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Well put crapshoot, i couldnt have said it better myself. Helluva post bud.

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PokerStars Game #17010847062: Tournament #86031898, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/04/26 - 15:40:45 (ET)
Table '86031898 10' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: jacob126b38 (8355 in chips)
Seat 2: bambos (6670 in chips)
Seat 3: VARICO (10315 in chips)
Seat 4: LoneHixx (3015 in chips)
Seat 5: betmann (3000 in chips)
Seat 6: master06 (1245 in chips)
Seat 7: Raw Kat (2515 in chips)
Seat 8: FastEddie267 (3195 in chips)
Seat 9: shaundeeb (2610 in chips)
LoneHixx: posts small blind 15
betmann: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bambos [Kc Kd]
master06: folds
Raw Kat: folds
FastEddie267: raises 60 to 90
shaundeeb: folds
jacob126b38: folds
bambos: raises 270 to 360
VARICO: folds
LoneHixx: folds
betmann: folds
FastEddie267: raises 2835 to 3195 and is all-in
bambos: calls 2835
*** FLOP *** [7c 3d As]
*** TURN *** [7c 3d As] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [7c 3d As Ac] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FastEddie267: shows [3h 3c] (a full house, Threes full of Aces)
bambos: shows [Kc Kd] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
FastEddie267 collected 6435 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6435 | Rake 0
Board [7c 3d As Ac Qs]
Seat 1: jacob126b38 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bambos showed [Kc Kd] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 3: VARICO (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: LoneHixx (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: betmann (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: master06 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Raw Kat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: FastEddie267 showed [3h 3c] and won (6435) with a full house, Threes full of Aces
Seat 9: shaundeeb folded before Flop (didn't bet)


kk now i know crapshoot good for nothin hand except to go broke on.
  
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rocketplayer is a
classless roach. Your type is easy to spot always whining and moaning about any and everything possible, degrading others at any given opportunity, know it all, and an all around glass is half empty individual. Try to avoid these types they drain the energy from ones being. Just turn the other way when you see one of these roaches headed your direction.

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PokerStars Game #17017369271: Tournament #86229124, $500+$20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2008/04/26 - 20:54:14 (ET)
Table '86229124 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: vui-qua-di (1380 in chips)
Seat 2: bambos (1620 in chips)
bambos: posts small blind 10
vui-qua-di: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bambos [6c 5d]
bambos: raises 60 to 80
vui-qua-di: raises 120 to 200
bambos: calls 120
*** FLOP *** [Kh 7h 8s]
vui-qua-di: bets 240
bambos: calls 240
*** TURN *** [Kh 7h 8s] [4h]
vui-qua-di: bets 540
bambos: raises 640 to 1180 and is all-in
vui-qua-di: calls 400 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Kh 7h 8s 4h] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
vui-qua-di: shows [Qh Ts] (a flush, Ace high)
bambos: shows [6c 5d] (a straight, Four to Eight)
vui-qua-di collected 2760 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2760 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 7h 8s 4h Ah]
Seat 1: vui-qua-di (big blind) showed [Qh Ts] and won (2760) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: bambos (button) (small blind) showed [6c 5d] and lost with a straight, Four to Eight


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and yes i called on flop looking to hit, and i hit, if i dont im out, so no bs comments plz mars.
  
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PokerStars Game #17018514285: Tournament #86232972, $1100+$30 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2008/04/26 - 21:53:50 (ET)
Table '86232972 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: bambos (1490 in chips)
Seat 2: Dariominieri (1510 in chips)
Dariominieri: posts small blind 50
bambos: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bambos [8d 8c]
Dariominieri: raises 200 to 300
bambos: raises 1000 to 1300
Dariominieri: raises 210 to 1510 and is all-in
bambos: calls 190 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [7c 9c 6c]
*** TURN *** [7c 9c 6c] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [7c 9c 6c 3s] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bambos: shows [8d 8c] (a straight, Five to Nine)
Dariominieri: shows [3h Ah] (a pair of Threes)
bambos collected 2980 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2980 | Rake 0
Board [7c 9c 6c 3s 5s]
Seat 1: bambos (big blind) showed [8d 8c] and won (2980) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 2: Dariominieri (button) (small blind) showed [3h Ah] and lost with a pair of Threes
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okerStars Game #17018428889: Tournament #86232972, $1100+$30 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2008/04/26 - 21:49:28 (ET)
Table '86232972 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: bambos (1140 in chips)
Seat 2: Dariominieri (1860 in chips)
Dariominieri: posts small blind 25
bambos: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bambos [9s 5h]
Dariominieri: raises 100 to 150
bambos: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Jc 8c Ah]
bambos: checks
Dariominieri: bets 150
bambos: raises 150 to 300
Dariominieri: raises 150 to 450
bambos: raises 540 to 990 and is all-in
Dariominieri: folds
bambos collected 1200 from pot
bambos: shows [9s 5h] (high card Ace)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1200 | Rake 0
Board [Jc 8c Ah]
Seat 1: bambos (big blind) collected (1200)
Seat 2: Dariominieri (button) (small blind) folded on the Flop
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I could care less if Cat made $5 or $5 million playing cards or I wouldn't admire or loathe him for either and I'm sure not going to be jealous of someone pimple faced nerd on an internet forum who may or may not reach the age of 40.

My only thought now is , yes I realize I don't mame near enough as a PENCIL PUSHER and am sure Crap makes far beyond my $350 hourly billing rate as brown noser. CRAP ARE you paid an hourly rate based on the degree of brown your nose gets or how deep you get it? Don't short yourself crap (nice that your handle fits your occupation) when Cat hits a downslide, as every great pro has (though I'm sure he will be immune right), he may try to cut your rate as he will be short of cash but make sure you are compensated properly as you'll need to summon up your kissing more than ever.

Gimme, when the cards run dry you certainly have a back up profession waiting brown nosing as well.

And the chance of me being afraid of your Cat's fist, well it ranks up there with the chance Crap will ever realize AJ is a weak all-in hand pre-flop, in other words ZERO

Have a nice evening boys and stay away from the extacy, your dream world is more than your brains can handle without pushing it further into the land of illusion.
  
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