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I was very amused by the banter that took place between me and iGETMONEYx . Here is the 2 hand histories that cover the talk.

* I should state up front that we had developed a commraderie before this conversation.


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PokerStars Game #18394444016: Tournament #93460775, $12+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2008/06/26 - 11:14:57 (ET)
Table '93460775 1' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: OMGThreePair (4415 in chips)
Seat 2: iGetMONEYx (1395 in chips)
Seat 3: CardLovinCat (3190 in chips)
OMGThreePair: posts small blind 75
iGetMONEYx: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CardLovinCat [As 2h]
CardLovinCat: raises 150 to 300
OMGThreePair: folds
iGetMONEYx: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [2s Qc 8c]
iGetMONEYx: bets 300
CardLovinCat: calls 300
*** TURN *** [2s Qc 8c] [9c]
iGetMONEYx: checks
CardLovinCat: checks
*** RIVER *** [2s Qc 8c 9c] [Qs]
iGetMONEYx said, "what you got?"
CardLovinCat said, "lol"
iGetMONEYx said, "AJ?"
CardLovinCat said, "got anA"
iGetMONEYx said, "i got a low pair"
iGetMONEYx said, "on board"
CardLovinCat said, "me too"
iGetMONEYx said, "i got an 8."
iGetMONEYx said, "not the low pair"
CardLovinCat said, "me too"
iGetMONEYx said, "a low pair."
iGetMONEYx said, "you suck :/"
iGetMONEYx said, "you call my all in?"
CardLovinCat said, "yep"
iGetMONEYx has timed out
iGetMONEYx: folds
iGetMONEYx is sitting out
iGetMONEYx has returned
CardLovinCat collected 1275 from pot
CardLovinCat: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1275 | Rake 0
Board [2s Qc 8c 9c Qs]
Seat 1: OMGThreePair (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: iGetMONEYx (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 3: CardLovinCat (button) collected (1275)

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PokerStars Game #18394471223: Tournament #93460775, $12+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2008/06/26 - 11:16:58 (ET)
Table '93460775 1' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: OMGThreePair (4340 in chips)
Seat 2: iGetMONEYx (795 in chips)
Seat 3: CardLovinCat (3865 in chips)
iGetMONEYx: posts small blind 75
CardLovinCat: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CardLovinCat [9h As]
OMGThreePair: folds
iGetMONEYx said, "king high for me"
iGetMONEYx: calls 75
CardLovinCat said, "A 2"
CardLovinCat: checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc Qs Ts]
iGetMONEYx said, "ah"
iGetMONEYx: bets 645 and is all-in
CardLovinCat: folds
Uncalled bet (645) returned to iGetMONEYx
iGetMONEYx collected 300 from pot
iGetMONEYx: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 300 | Rake 0
Board [Qc Qs Ts]
Seat 1: OMGThreePair (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: iGetMONEYx (small blind) collected (300)
Seat 3: CardLovinCat (big blind) folded on the Flop

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Usually when i have a conversation with somebody online its to tell them that they're god damn donks. Then i get banned from chat for saying the word "damn".

Other times its to try and get them to show me their hand. "Stupid donks got nothing", donk turns over AA. "Thanks for the free info stupid ugly donk"

Other times its to flirt with sexy females. "Hey baby "

And other times just to be a smartass
KidJoker666 has 8h 2s
"Oh i got a big hand baby, watch out."

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lol g1 CLC you gote'm good lol
i notice in tournies that some players do that,
talk about what they have/had, this is another way of Bluffing
an getting into the players head,

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I never talk at the tables. I don't make comments, like "nh" "lol", etc. and never try to defend myself - it's like I have my chat off.
I like to watch: what makes people mad and what they consider a good hand..

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