what the f**k was this called?!?!?

Hand Number: 364,261,062
Table Number: 5,071,345
Event Name: Silver League $20 Table Long (#3300169)
Event Started: Friday October 20th 8:27:00 AM CDT 2006
Event Type: Real Money Ring Game
Game: No Limit Hold 'em
Stakes: $0.10/$0.25 Blinds ($0.05 Minimum Chip)
Seat 1 : carpnter starts with $25.30
Seat 2 : soulite starts with $9.95
Seat 3 : LSUtiger26 starts with $21.40
Seat 4 : Decker starts with $2
Seat 5 : QuikM starts with $2.50
Seat 6 : Maceman2 starts with $28.65
Seat 7 : FreakShow75 starts with $4.75
Seat 8 : WBBusch starts with $34.05
Seat 9 : thret starts with $0
Seat 10 : aceinator starts with $10.55
Seat 9 : thret has the dealer button
aceinator posts the small blind $0.10
carpnter posts the big blind $0.25
****>DEALING HOLE CARDS<<<
soulite dealt down Ac Kc
soulite raises $0.60 to $0.85
LSUtiger26 calls $0.85
Decker folds
thret: kinda funny
QuikM calls $0.85
Maceman2 calls $0.85
thret: I got called by AJos and 66 lol
FreakShow75 folds
WBBusch folds
aceinator folds
soulite: i saw that!
carpnter calls $0.60
****>DEALING FLOP<<< [ 2d Kh 8s ]
carpnter checks
soulite bets $5
LSUtiger26 folds
QuikM calls $1.65 and is all-in
Maceman2 calls $5
carpnter folds
****>DEALING TURN<<< [ 3d ]
soulite bets $4.10 and is all-in
Maceman2 calls $4.10
****>DEALING RIVER<<< [ 9c ]
soulite cards were Ac Kc
QuikM cards were 8d 9s
Maceman2 mucks hand
soulite wins $14.15 with a pair of kings
QuikM wins $8.85 with two pair, nines and eights
thret: ew
soulite: 8 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****>SUMMARY<<<
Hand Ended: Saturday October 21st 1:26:24 AM CDT 2006
Total Pot: $23 ($1.20 rake)
Board: [ 2d Kh 8s 3d 9c ]
Seat 1 : carpnter (big blind) lost $0.85, folded on the flop
Seat 2 : soulite bet $9.95, won $14.15, net +$4.20, showed hand [ Ac Kc ]
Seat 3 : LSUtiger26 lost $0.85, folded on the flop
Seat 4 : Decker did not bet, folded pre-flop
Seat 5 : QuikM bet $2.50, won $8.85, net +$6.35, showed hand [ 8d 9s ]
Seat 6 : Maceman2 lost $9.95, mucked hand (cards were Jd Ks)
Seat 7 : FreakShow75 did not bet, folded pre-flop
Seat 8 : WBBusch did not bet, folded pre-flop
Seat 9 : thret (button) did not bet
Seat 10 : aceinator (small blind) lost $0.10, folded pre-flop

Suited connectors lovem or hatem or is it hit a pair and pray

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This is the problem when you overbet the pot against a short stack. They figure you are bluffing (I don't know if this was what you were trying for but that's probably what he thought), figured he had a half-decent chance of doubling up, and so he called, thinking that there wouldn't be a second caller and he is up against 2 overs, a flush draw at worst. Can't really do much about it, just be thankful you ended up winning that small extra amount from donkey #2

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1st place, March/April 2008 Sunday League

Fault always lies in the same place, my fine babies: with him weak enough to lay blame.

xtra - they weren't suited! LOL
that's what amazes me!! LOLOL

If he catches a piece of the board hes going for it there,hes gambling.I think the only thing he would have folded to is an A on board if that.If he thinks every big bet is bluffing hell be broke often,which may explain his stack.

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here's the kicker, though! LOL ready?!

I lost $20 to this guy just now from him playing

ok - i have to catch my breath.. way too damned funny!

I had QQ
I raise 4x bb
flop comes Q A 5

I'm all in thinking I have heads up
no, WAIT! he does!
he catches straight on river with 2 3 in the pocket!~!

Ohhhhhhhh even worse,call and pray it is

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