1. Overview
There are approximately thrity-five-hundred species of Donks, with numerous subspecies. They receive their name from the latin
Equus Africanus Asinus for the similarities in brain functions. Their timid and reckless behavior acts as a mind blowing weapon that can destroy countless monitors, and lay path to untold demolished office keyboards and mouses. The scientific name Donk comes from the English work Jackass, meaning a dummy, stupid, idiot, dunce, and most common used on Pockerstars the $%#$%^.
2. Prey
Donks consume all poker players on all sites but prefer the hunting grounds of Pokerstars. The ease in which they can deposit their weekly paychecks is what attracts them to the site as well as its prey. They subdue their prey by quickly calling all bets thrown at them without a though, as opposed to thinking things through and making the correct call to fold. It has been said that the force in which their victims scream “you ****ing donk” has been the cause of some small earthquakes that have been felt in multiple continents.
3. Reproduction
All though many kinds of Donks exist not all are born as Donks. Some start of as great poker players as the famous poker genius Crapshoot. He was once a well know and established poker wiz before falling victim to their cloning. Once a player gets Donkanized there is little to no parental care from the Master Donk. The new Donk seems to take on a life of its own and grows in leaps and bounds paving the way for more Donks.
4. Safety and Identification
Donks very in size, different Avatar’s, Names, and by sites. If the Donk is not cornered or imminently threatened, it will usually attempt to steal your blinds, but will not always do so. Donk outs often occur when players startle the Donk with a Bet, raise, or a call. Those players while provoking the Donks have usually underestimated the amount of Donks in the game(roughly two-thirds the size of tournament) and speed in which they can group and mount an attack. This can be particularly surprising since the Donks can strike without fear of pulling their lever.
Guides are available throughout the internet, bookstores, libraries, and local conversational sites such as THF that aid Players from all sites on identifying and destroying a Donk. The advice give has ranged from avoid going up against a Donk and let them eliminate themselves, to the create your own tournament to keep them out(this works well with full Donks but sometimes Donks strike from with in)
5. First Aid
When Donks strike occurs, the amount of pain induced into a player cannot be gauged easily. Symptoms can occur quickly, and may cause death to monitors and keyboards. In some cases hours may pass before serious brain damage can appear.
Experienced bartenders are typically a quick help to neutralize the pain which range from 0 when there is no damage done to 5, when there is a life-threatening amount. The early stages reflect the amount of bruising, and destruction to office supplies. In more severe cases(stages 4 and 5) there may also be symptoms such as lip-tingling, dizziness. Bleeding, vomiting, shock, difficulty breathing paralysis, drooling, and massive hemorrhaging out the culo are also common.
Quick downing of a beer or a shot is critical, and a must recommended treatment by pros who have been Donked such as Cat5Cane, GetTheShades, Gimme, and LuckyDevil. It is very important to keep a Donk victim calm in order to avoid elevating their heart rate and accelerating their meltdown. Untrained individuals such as GiJoeValdez, CardLovingCat, NightmarethFH, or Savage should not attempt to calm the player, as this treatment may be more destructive than the Donks themselves.
Sources:
Donkeys:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey
How to bluff a Donk:
http://www.ehow.com/how_4848746_bluf...r-players.html
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