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Old 09-29-2005, 10:37 PM
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Ave only just got back into the game. I was playin this guy once, he only had some women up in a balcony readin ma cards. Can u believe that. Turns out however he done it once too many times, got caught by a guy called jim. He went nuts and suffocated the women, painted her all in gold. He was a bit of an oddjob that one. Eventually he got either lifted or killed tryin to break into Fort Knox. The strangest thing about him was he liked big cats, i'll tell ye that man loved pussy galore.

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i was wondering where those bond tapes went div!
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ok.... im totally confused.....can some1 exlain to me what pussy galore is?....lol... he painted her body gold ? what did he do to the guy who was responsible?.... and whats with big cats?.......like actual FAT shit cats like on anger management... or the """ other """ kind of cat......

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???? what does it meeeean..... ((why am i cursed with dumbness?)))
  
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lol not much of a bond fan then sfan?
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Lol did this really happened why would you let anybody see your cards? When I play poker even against my husband he tries to see my cards but I don't let him he loves to cheat in poker and bluff me.
  
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