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Old 01-17-2008, 09:21 AM
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Ok all you online Rookies. Encase you haven't figured out by now, ALL ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED! I highly recommend that you go out to your nearest Walmart and pick up a Stress Ball. Now some of you might say to yourself " I don't need a Stress ball apro, I got skillz". Well my friend, it may not be today, it may not even be a month from now, but soon or later you will find out what online poker is all about!
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Pretty good idea there aproatpoker. Better be soft one here that does not bounce. Might break things when throwing and cause more stress.

It's amazing what people call with and suck on you. Makes allot of sence (cents to).
  
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Pretty good idea there aproatpoker. Better be soft one here that does not bounce. Might break things when throwing and cause more stress.

It's amazing what people call with and suck on you. Makes allot of sence (cents to).
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why not use your fpp and get SOMETHING from poker stars
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Rookies.


They just have to learn they dont have the skills.


Now gimme back my damn ball!!!
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laughing...I just played a ring game .25/.50 and won a 17$ pot. Started with 30$ ended with 47$...that was pretty stressful!! SO i took the money and ran like a mofo!!

Yah Yah Im a rookie there!
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laughing...I just played a ring game .25/.50 and won a 17$ pot. Started with 30$ ended with 47$...that was pretty stressful!! SO i took the money and ran like a mofo!!

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Ok all you online Rookies. Encase you haven't figured out by now, ALL ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED! I highly recommend that you go out to your nearest Walmart and pick up a Stress Ball. Now some of you might say to yourself " I don't need a Stress ball apro, I got skillz". Well my friend, it may not be today, it may not even be a month from now, but soon or later you will find out what online poker is all about!
The way I look at it.online poker is far more the choice instead of going out to the bars and getting hammered then trying to drive home..Just take as a form of entertainment and youll be allright.
  
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i've popped a number of stress balls already
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